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James, Dan and Nipper are a group of nouveau entrepreneurs. Why nouveau? We don’t really know, it just sounded good. What we do know is that we’re grabbing this whole mobile telecommunications thingy by the horns and taking it to the next level. If it works then we’ll post a video of us on YouTube quite literally whooping with joy, if it doesn’t then we’ll probably have to sell our video cameras to the local cash converters to pay back our debts!

So you want to know a little bit more about us 3 do you? Well read on at your own risk:

In the Operations corner we have James, who measures in at 5 ft 11” (6ft with shoes on) and 189 lbs. With his short brown hair and hairy chin he looks like a cross between Desperate Dan and Robin van Persie. His favourite film is Cool Runnings and his favourite sandwich is a ‘homemade double decker including breaded ham, two types of cheese, mayo, rocket salad and a dash of sweet chilli sauce on seeded batch

James
Warburtons’, not that he thought about it too much. The 3 things he’d take to a desert island are ‘talcum powder (don’t ask), a football and a hammock’. Whilst his personal goal is ‘to have an executive box at the Emirates Stadium’, his business aim is ‘to prove the doubters wrong’.
In the Marketing corner we have Dan, who measures in at 6 ft 0” and 182 lbs. With his chiselled features and antipodean lifestyle some say he is the illegitimate lovechild of Nicole Kidman and Spongebob Squarepants. In one of the toughest calls to date he chose to ignore Jammie Dodgers and Plain Chocolate Digestives and opt for Custard Creams as his biscuit of choice. His favourite cartoon is Tom and Jerry, and the 3 things he’d take
Dan
to a desert island would be ‘a rubix cube, a surfboard and one of those invisible-dog-on-a-lead thingys’. Whilst his personal goal is to drive a really fast car, his business aim is ‘to have a massive leather chair on wheels’.

In the Sales corner we have Nipper, who measures in at 5ft 11” and 196 lbs. For those of you wondering why we are calling him by his nickname, we aren’t… Nipper is his real name on his birth certificate and everything. Whilst his personal goal is ‘to be able to talk on the phone whilst running on a treadmill without falling off’, his business aim is ‘to sell more things than you can shake a stick at’, assuming you have a

Nipper
stick that is. If you don’t have a stick then maybe just use a pencil or even a French baguette. His favourite ballad is ‘Meatloaf – I would do anything for love’ and his favourite drink is ‘Yorkshire Water’. If he was to be banished to a desert island the 3 things he would request would be ‘a pogo stick, silly putty and a wind-up torch’.
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